[The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body]
04.12.2012 в 19:18
Пишет Lucy:Крис Хардвик рассказывает Дэвиду Теннанту о "Who Porn"
CH: I'm actually surprised that no one has created weird Doctor Who fan fiction where they take all the times that you guys have crossed over, 'cause you were in Jude, Matt Smith was in Diary of a Call Girl. Then they try to weave all those things together like this is when they were on this planet doing this thing.
DT: I'm sure there must be in some dark corner.
CH: There absolutely is.
DT: Somebody sent me a link to ... Wow there's some weird stories that people write.
CH: Oh yeah.
DT: It gets really filthy!
CH: It's there's a little ... you know ... I think ... you know...
Look. Listen. There's maybe not as much full penetration in the Doctor Who series as people would like to see.
DT: As some people would like.
CH: Yeah
DT: Yeah. So they just write about it.
CH: Yes, they've so
DT: My gob was smacked! I was ... I ...
CH: If you don't get to see the many vaginas of the Silurians, then you want to read about it.
DT: It's very very peculiar to be reading someone you've never met describing your private parts in the way that they've... That's a peculiar...
CH: To a T, right? I mean they nailed it, clearly.
DT: Some did, some didn't. If you go on-line, I've marked the ones that are more accurate.
CH: David Tennant approved. That's a big thumbs up.
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URL записиCH: I'm actually surprised that no one has created weird Doctor Who fan fiction where they take all the times that you guys have crossed over, 'cause you were in Jude, Matt Smith was in Diary of a Call Girl. Then they try to weave all those things together like this is when they were on this planet doing this thing.
DT: I'm sure there must be in some dark corner.
CH: There absolutely is.
DT: Somebody sent me a link to ... Wow there's some weird stories that people write.
CH: Oh yeah.
DT: It gets really filthy!
CH: It's there's a little ... you know ... I think ... you know...
Look. Listen. There's maybe not as much full penetration in the Doctor Who series as people would like to see.
DT: As some people would like.
CH: Yeah
DT: Yeah. So they just write about it.
CH: Yes, they've so
DT: My gob was smacked! I was ... I ...
CH: If you don't get to see the many vaginas of the Silurians, then you want to read about it.
DT: It's very very peculiar to be reading someone you've never met describing your private parts in the way that they've... That's a peculiar...
CH: To a T, right? I mean they nailed it, clearly.
DT: Some did, some didn't. If you go on-line, I've marked the ones that are more accurate.
CH: David Tennant approved. That's a big thumbs up.
(c)
ДТ: Я уверен, такой фанфик существует, но он спрятался в каком-нибудь тёмном углу.
КХ: Безусловно.
ДТ: Кто-то присылал мне ссылку где... Кхем, там есть несколько странных историй., что пишут люди.
КХ: О, да.
ДТ: Они очень непристойные!
КХ: Они там немного... ну, понимаешь... Я думаю... ты понимаешь...
Так. Слушай. Возможно в "Докторе Кто" показывают не так много как людям хотелось бы.
ДТ: Некоторым людям.
КХ: Ага.
ДТ: Ну да. Так что они просто пишут об этом.
КХ: Да, они такие.
ДТ: Меня целовали в засос! Я был... Я...
КХ: Если тебе не удалось увидеть многочисленные вагины Силурианцев, то тебе захочется почитать о них.
ДТ: Очень-очень странно читать как кто-то, кого ты даже никогда не встречал, описывает некоторые твои личные части тела так, будто... Это личная собственность!
КХ: Точь-в-точь, да? Несомненно, они тебя дискредитировали.
ДТ: Некоторые - да, некоторые - нет. На случай если залезете в интернет, я пометил те, что были наиболее близки к истине.
КХ: Дэвид Теннант одобрил. Два больших пальца вверх!
И ещё в оригинальном посте в жж внизу есть подпись: "If only he did mark them!" - Если бы он действительно их отметил!
он читает фики, он отмечает, где угадали с... с веревочкой, а где нет.
а нам что делать?
Веселый Далек-пацифист предсказывающий будущее,
сказал, что качественно сделано...